Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
A bitchslap is in order.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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