bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
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This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
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If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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