Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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