Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
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just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
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Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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