sorry about calling you the devil all night.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Randomize
