That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize