can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
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Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
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Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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