You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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