tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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