so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
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Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
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I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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