Do you still have your period?
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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