Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I touched a dick in church today
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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