Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
i believe in u and ur pee
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