I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
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Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
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Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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