I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
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