All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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