problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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