a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
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It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
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I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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