I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
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If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
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Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
I currently don't understand fingers.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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