I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Randomize
