I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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