She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
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Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
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You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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