I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
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