escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
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