Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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