im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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