I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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