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hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word

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(248): hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word http://tfl.nu/bxy9

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I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.

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(814): I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible. http://tfl.nu/rjoz

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My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.

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(314): My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control. http://tfl.nu/vcg1

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people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.

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(502): people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant. http://tfl.nu/n66u

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(919): View more from North Carolina

his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.

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(919): his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more. http://tfl.nu/6a2v

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quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick

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(804): quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick http://tfl.nu/5pdl

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I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.

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(360): I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable. http://tfl.nu/54bi

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(517): View more from Michigan

He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters

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(517): He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters http://tfl.nu/qui3

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I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.

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(316): I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock. http://tfl.nu/nmgr

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(914): View more from New York

I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina

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(914): I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina http://tfl.nu/2aox

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I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.

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(207): I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me. http://tfl.nu/zr5q

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Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?

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Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.

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(419): Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate? (1-419): Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly. http://tfl.nu/ok5v

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?

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(202): What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom? http://tfl.nu/x7t2

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...

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(717): And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill... http://tfl.nu/3r4q

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his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently

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(917): his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently http://tfl.nu/j5yc

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