no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
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he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
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Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.