Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
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Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
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CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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