It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
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if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
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if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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