Having a random hookup so left but love u
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
My ass is underappreciated
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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