umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
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i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
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I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
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