My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I think people are normalizing furries
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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