omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
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You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
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The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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