Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
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Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
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Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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