Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
We're too hungover to prance.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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