so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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