I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
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the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
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I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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