I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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