I'm really into asian looking animals
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
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yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
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Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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