If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
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You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
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if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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