I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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