11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
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He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
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I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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