I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
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i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
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I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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