I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Bang-toberfest begins!!
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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