I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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