I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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