What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
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