She's JV to your varsity
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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