8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I have tasted many bathrooms
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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