There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
ttyl tear gas
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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