so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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