You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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