Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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