Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
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after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
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One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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