it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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