he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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