..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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