At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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