my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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