I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
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just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
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i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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