i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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