when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
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